fuck a double text I’ll quad text u think I care buzz buzz it’s me again ho
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I JUST PUT THIS AS MY TEXT MESSAGE TUNE AND I PEE MY PANTS EVERYTIME I GET A TEXT
i need a fightbuddy, which is like a fuckbuddy but instead of banging you fight. no strings attached just text me lemme know when it’s going down
You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell
man i’m so clingy but i’m rly lowkey about it like i won’t text u more than three times if u stop responding but i’ll probably cry myself to sleep for two weeks straight and wonder what i did to make u hate me even if u have a reasonable excuse for not responding haha nice